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[Dec. 10th, 2005|09:23 pm] |
PS.. MY MUMS BACK HOME!!!!!
SHE BE DOING WELL, STILL AN LONG WAY TO GO. BUT SHE'S AMAZING, I HAVE NO DOUBT A FULL RECOVERY IS ON THE CARDS...
CHEERS TO EVERYONE OVER THE PAST FEW MONTHS FOR THE SUPPORT.. YOU GUYS WERE REALLY AWESOME... IM GLAD TO HAVE SUCH GOOD MATES.. |
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[Dec. 10th, 2005|09:11 pm] |
yo..
crazy few months.. my new job rocks heavily.
I've sold my soul to the devil and im now a mobile phone salesman.. the good thing is that for once i'm actually pretty good at sometihn, and the perks are well.. impressive..
i have been picked out as "managerial material" and im being fast tracked to the top.. (hmmm...) the team i help run is a bunch of mis fits.. an american guy who looks like usher and is as smooth as will smith. , an irainian guy who looks like ali g, (seriously looks and dress's like him!! he likes the attention, but im not sure he's even seen an ali g show.. he just thinks people stare at him cos he's so fucking cool. mint.) a crazy girl from bolton, a pill head from south africa, and a couple of stoners, a guy whos in an out of the cop shop more times than i have hot dinners. .. its a laugh a minute trying to keep them all contained.. its all about making them enjoy working, creating an atmosphere and proving that we are the best..
i can basicly get away with anything so long as i keep getting the deals in..
the blades rule.
ps. if anyone wants a new mobile.. give me a call. ;o)
In other great news it was my birthday recently! Della broke all the rules.. and has purchased me a car...
yup.. a ford capri. classic 2ltr beast. its fucking ace. im getting it re-leathered before the new year hopefully.
shotgun anyone ??
peace and respect guys and girls.. |
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[Oct. 21st, 2005|01:11 pm] |
hello everyone..
its been a tough week, a roller coaster ride of highs and low that started last friday.
Me and Della went to Alton towers.. man it was good, Della snuck off work and we drove down and had a blast. the new ride is awesome the unusually named "Rita" is set up like a drag race, thje first 200 m or so is just a straight flat track, the reason? it accelerates from 0-100mph in 2.5 seconds! man its quick.
The next day we drove to Wales to meet up with my sister and my cousin Rich, or "Dale" as he's better known, again another belting night. He lives in the outskirts of Wrexham, the drug capital of Wales, having 3/4 drug dealers less than 2 minutes walk from his front door the excursion was always going to be messy...
it was great, my cousins adept in the art of guitar playing, as is most of his mates, and my sisters new bloke, also showed his worth in that department.
So the night was had merrily playing old tunes and singing at the tops of our voices, it was great. 12 lads and lasses, one turtle, 5 guitars. mint.
The high was short lived however and it has to be said one of the worst come downs i have ever experienced as the next morning we were to find out my mother had been involved in a freak accident in the lakes....
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4346696.stm
Shes in a stable condition in hospital, although initial attempts to take her off sedation have failed as she became to agitated. she has broken ribs and vertibrae although her spinal columb is fine, and her head is suprisingly ok, we wont know she's completely ok until she comes round properly in a week or so, the only major worry is that her brain might not have been getting sufficient oxygen as her lungs collapsed soon after she was rescued. which could lead to permanent damage.. but im still positive, she's breathing on her own and she's been trying to pull at her pipes etc.. which shows that even sedated shes got basic motor function.. the swelling on her brain could well be the cause for the rest of the lack of function...
im still in a state of shock, Della's been amazing, but i just want to hear mum's voice, she can shout at me, yell at me, anything. she's such an amazing person, so caring, so full of life, she'd do anytihng for anyone.. she just doesn't deserve this.
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[Oct. 13th, 2005|06:53 pm] |
Ok so i made the last entry private, mainly as i didn't want the whole world to know i had £30,000 burning a hole in my pocket..
but know need to worry, my old job have realised thier mistake and have sent me a letter asking me nicely to send them a cheque for £29,000 !!
bastards.
the letter reads
"we would be most grateful if you would please send us a cheque for the above amount, we are prepared to offer you a one off lump sum of £250 as a sign of goodwill once the cheque has been cashed."
Now forgive me for being a little sceptcal, but that sounds kinda like somone shitting themselves.. i might send a letter back, suggest that the good will guesture should be upped a little.. to say £500..?
MWHAAA HAHAHAAAAA..
im evil.
fuck em, i'll make em sweat for a bit, make a little more interest in my account in the mean time!
:o)
oh and the job hunt is begining next week, wish me luck.
:oP |
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[Oct. 12th, 2005|05:09 pm] |
i went to check my bank balance. It was cold and raining and i was having a bad day. As i wiped snot away from my nose i punched in the Pin.. I hit the "check balance" button.
I nevously aticipated the worst and my overdraught to be as big as it usually is.. But on this day there was no need to worry.

HO-LY FUCK.
they over paid me by £30,000!! YES THIRTY-THOUSAND-POUNDS.
now im not a thief. but a ticket to spain is looking tempting. as is walking into a casio and paying a visit to the Roulette table..
RED or BLACK, that is the question. ;o)
im going to have to give the cash back, i know this, but im in no hurry to let the bank know, it's cable and wireless's fault, and so it should be up to them to sort it out, in the mean time im thinking about setting up a high interest bank account or looking into a short term isa. |
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[Sep. 29th, 2005|01:13 pm] |
1. smoked a cigarette - yes 2. smoked a cigar - yep 3. made out with a member of the same sex - nope 4. crashed a friend's car – friends bikes on many occasions, that count 5. stolen a car – nearly.. 6. been in love - yeah 7. been dumped - yeah 8. shoplifted – technically yes. 2. 9. been fired – voluntarily! 10. been in a fist fight – yeah at uni a few times.. 11. snuck out of your house – Yeah! Chief gets upset when I just leave without saying goodbye! 12. had feelings for someone who didn't return them – yeah! All the time, I guess grabbing random women in the street doesn’t help.. 13. been arrested – given a caution for stealing a for sale sign. 14. made out with a stranger – Hello stranger! Yeah 15. gone on a blind date – yeah, she kept bumping into stuff, it was hilarious. 16. lied to a friend – yeah… :o( 17. had a crush on a teacher – yeah, 18. skipped school – never! 19. slept with a co-worker – yup. 20. seen someone die – only in films thank god. 21. been on a plane - yeah 22. thrown up in a bar –loads. 23. taken painkillers – hell yeah 24. love someone or miss someone right now – yup Della… :o( I miss her at work! Im so sad. 25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by – yeah baby 3. 26. made a snow angel – when I was a kid 27. played dress up – only at the weekends.. but there was this one time in the toilets at work.. I had “borrowed a pair of della’s underwear, and then went for a wee.. the bloke stood next to me at the urinal gave me the worst look…. I had totally forgot. Doh!! 28. cheated while playing a game – not to my knowledge.. ;o) 29. been lonely - yeah 30. fallen asleep at work/school - no, never.... Zzzzzzzzzzzz zZz zZZZZzzzz WHAT!”? 31. used a fake id - no 32. felt an earthquake – Yeah, 4. 33. touched a snake - yeah it was snakelike 34. ran a red light – yeah I nearly got sent to jail because of it! 35. been suspended from school –noope! 5. 36. had detention – Yes, lots 37. been in a car accident - nope 38. hated the way you look - yeah 39. witnessed a crime – yeah 40. pole danced – no but I like to observe. 41. been lost - yeah 42. been to the opposite side of the country - yeah 43. felt like dying – yes, last Sunday was the last time this happened. 44. cried yourself to sleep - no 45. played cops and robbers – I think so 46. sang karaoke – Yeah. Most ‘memorable’ would have been Chris and me belting out ‘Baby one more time’ at an Ash Xmas party. I blame Absinthe. I spoke to Zane Lowe a little later that night, he said he thought we were good :D :S 47. done something you told yourself you wouldn't - quite a few times actually 48. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose – yes, it hurts :( 49. caught a snowflake as much as possible 51. sing in the shower – Yeah :S 52. made love in a park – Yup! ;o) 53. had a dream that you married someone – yeah it scared the shit out of me.. 54. glued your hand to something – yeah. 55. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole – has anyone done this? 56. worn the opposite sex's clothes –yeah.. I swapped my outfit with a girl at uni in a club once.. fuck knows why. 57. been a cheerleader – no, but I date one.. ;o) 58. sat on a roof top - yeah 59. didn't take a shower for a week – only on holiday, when there was no running water etc.. 60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone – yeah! 61. played 'chicken' –no 6. 62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on –yup, and all my money, my passport, etc etc.. cheers danny. 63. been told you're hot by a complete stranger – all the time!. Er no. 64. broken a bone – a few. Cracked ribs, smashed my wrist, broken a few toes.. and my fingers still fucked. :o(. 65. been easily amused –heheheheeheh.. I guess so! 66. laugh so hard you cry - yeah 67. mooned/flashed someone – yeah… coates. Spaff.. they loved it! 68. cheated on a test – nah 69. forgotten someone's name – Yeah, I always forget folks names :( 70. slept naked –all the time.. grrr.. 71. gone skinny dipping in a pool – yeah… 72. been kicked out of your house - no 73. blacked out from drinking - yeah 74. played a prank on someone – hahahah.. yeah DAMON ACEJOY FAILS TO GET IT! 75. gone to a late night movie - yeah 76. made love to anything not human – Christ no. 7. 77. failed a class – no. 78. choked on something you're not supposed to eat – female pubes. :oD 79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours – errr, no… 80. cheated on a gf/bf – yes.. :o( in the past 81. felt like killing someone – for a couple of seconds, I may have 82. ate a whole package of oreos – yes! 83. thrown strange objects – how do you define strange? 84. thought about running away - Yeah 85. ran away - no 86. did drugs – FUCK Yeah, 87. had detention and did not attend it – I attended 88. yelled at parents – I musta done 89. made a parent cry – I think so 90. cried over someone – yeah.. 91. been in a band - nah 92. owned more than 5 sharpies - what is a sharpie? :S 93. dated more than 1 person at once – yeah… 94. had a dog – Gyp. He was gay. And cool. 95. had a cat - nope 96. owned an instrument – a flute.. don’t ask.. 97. had more than 25 sodas in one day – no 8. 98. broken a cd - yes 99. shot a gun – don’t think so.. 9. 100. visited lj more than 5 times per day – yeah… :O9 |
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[Sep. 29th, 2005|12:47 pm] |
Woo. so this is the end.
the end of my crazy lazy hazy days of C&W.. it's been fun fun fun.
well sorta.
anyway this is my sign off as im not sure when i shall have the opportunity to log back on.
farewell for now my internet type mates of the world.
ps. im going on holiday soon, anyone want me to come visit???
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[Sep. 21st, 2005|04:23 pm] |
LJ Interests meme results
- 52 teenagers:
a crunching four peice from manchester, not to be confused with my crushing codpeice from Tibb Street. A VERY GOOD BAND go to the web site www.52teenagers.com - cheese:
i used to work in a Deli, it gave me a love of all things cheesy, including 70's American disco, the film Ghost, and Cheese itself, may i reccomend Wensleydale with cranberry & Cathedral city Chedder.
- della owen:
My beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, Hottttt, Pretty, Cute, and lovely girlfriend, oh and i think she's quite good looking too..
;o)
- downhill mountain biking:
you get a bike, push it too the top of a hill, and ride down it as fast as you can. does exactly what it says on the tin. its good, you should try it.
- drugs.:
Hmm.. yes, JUST SAY NO KIDS.
;o)
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[Sep. 19th, 2005|10:23 am] |
It happened, AGAIN.
I was off to buy some beer with MC, i heard a knock at the door and as spritely as you like i skipped down the stairs.. some bloke was at my front door. .
"hi mate, do you know who's the red Micra is out front?"
"yeah, er.. it's my gf's car."
"Oh, well she might need these dont you think"
*holds out a bunch of car keys, not dissimilar to Della's"
*SLAM!* (-my front door)
"Shit!.. Oh thanks mate, christ, where were they?"
"in her drivers door"
"Oh God, thank you, thank you so much. Byee"
Me: "Er.... MC?." MC: yeah? Me: I think i just locked us out of my flat. Mc: bugger.
two hours later one set of stepladders and one death defying leap from said step ladders up the front porch of the house, and then a hanging off the gutter/ window frame later and I had managed to get back inside.
WOOO!
time for beer!! whats the time!? 10.10pm.
errr.. what time does the offlicence close? 10pm
what.a.bitch.
on a better note My Cousin Dale came over to stay with his new Gf.. they didn't want to tell me, but they let it slip whilst pissed on night.. but they met over the net. Oh the stigma..
;o)
He brought his bike. IT's AWESOME.
BRRRrrrrraaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP
I WANT ONE.
150 mph? YES 0-60 in less than 3 seconds? YEEEEES insurance? £150! YEEEEEEEEEEEEES
Hmm.. ;o)
In other News Della is a my darling. an i might be moving in with her soon..
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[Sep. 12th, 2005|04:24 pm] |
Londinium
it was cool. Prom in the Park was better than expected,
highlights included watching the best selling classical musician of all time.. some guy called Bochelli or summut? (he's dead famous dont you know??) being led on stage and then properly face planting the mike.. i laughed. then i laughed even more when i realised the guy was blind!
;oP
Other highlights included the Queen Tribute act and the fireworks, and lightning.
Low points included Della declaring her undying love for G4.. *shakes head* and realising that i was to be within mile Radius of Mick ginga boy Hucknall whislt he whines out another live performance of some god awful love songs.. GASH.
good job Joel Veitch gave me some lyrics of a higher interlectual plane to sing..
"Bunny's too tight to mention.." followed by a rousing rendition of:
"Holding back the ears.."
But I, Della, My sis and both my olds got rip roaring drunk. (to the point where i was heckling the Bible basher with the megaphone on the way to the tube.. and a good time was had by all...
Bible Basher: Jesus will take pity on your souls, repent your sins and you shall be saved form the firey pits of hell..
Me: OH FUCK OFF!!! need a megaphone to spread the word of God do we? its ALL A LOAD OF CRAP.. (hesistates..).... oh yeah. FORGIVE ME!!!!?
:oD
ah well. i was always gonna burn in hell. its just people like that piss me off. im gonna get a megaphone and stand by the exit of the subway and Shout "Religion is the is the single cause for 99% of all of the suffering in the history of mankind. repent now and reject Your faith" "save the soul of a church goer." "tell religion to shove it where the gospels dont shine."
yes im aware of religion. NO i dont want it shoved down my neck.. i dont go round knocking on peoples doors asking them if they are religious and then when they reply yes say. "you sad tosser, what a waste of your life, you do know that all your efforts to worship god were completely pointless dont you.?"
but no. i would probably be arrested.
ah well. one day we will all find out.. i guess.
so just in case.. on more time..
"forgive me father.. for i have sinned, and yet i continue to sin.. but i guess you were young once.. im sure you'l understand..."
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[Sep. 9th, 2005|09:45 am] |
Hmm..
Im enjoying life and hating work at the moment, i spend my days half heartedly doing bits and peices of "essential account work" but getting bored and then just surfing the web.. i have so many accounts in the red. they are all gash, i have people asking me time scales for the work being finnished.. i really just want to turn around and say "look mate. i couldnt give a fuck anymore" but i wont cus im nice, and it's not thier fault C&W systems are just SHIT.
I'm loving Della muchly lately. she's cool. and she cooks GOOD. ;o)
second day of the test. england are 319 for 7 .. lets get it up to 400 eh? im going to change the channel on the plasma screen.. ch4. yes, no i dont want to watch stupid sky news, IT SUCKS.
..arseholes. looks like they locked the channel. fucking cunts. im gonna go get myself a sausage sandwich and go settle on the settee to watch the first few overs..
mups. :op
This week i shall be mainly in London. Yes londonium folk im in YOUR neck of the woods, however its a family affair.. im going to see my sisters new house, and to go watch "prom in the park"...
yes an out door gig.
Who's playing at this prestigious musical event i hear you ask?
well .. err.. im not sure.. hang on..
bbc blurbs..
"This year the Royal Choral Society lead the singing. Celebrations begin in the late afternoon when Radio 2's Ken Bruce presents entertainment including Queen tribute band One Night of Queen with Gary Mullen and The Works and swing classics from the BBC Big Band conducted by Barry Forgie with guest vocalist Clare Teal."
(sounds ok.. )
then later.. "the last night under the stars, hosted by the inimitable Terry Wogan. Carl Davis and the BBC Concert Orchestra are joined by one of the world's top selling classical artists, Italian tenor Andrea Bocelli, and teenage violin sensation Nicola Benedetti, who last year won BBC Young Musician of the Year aged only 16 and already released her first CD. There will also be music from G4 and special guests Simply Red."
hmm. classical music followed by G4 and simply red. god help my ears. :o(
is anyone else going to this eclectic musical monstrosity? |
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[Sep. 8th, 2005|05:26 pm] |
yeah so im looking for a new job..
i have options..
i could get a job working on selling mobile phones.. £15k basic with addtional commission pay, you can earn up to 40k a year if you are good.. (but is it me...?)
OR.. go get a job in the restraunt with MC and just chill out for a bit..
Or.. Chill out for a bit and go work with Chris at MCR music.. and do the coast to coast with Cooney..
Or.. go on holiday with Della and look for jobs when i get back..
Or.. try and get into forensics.. ill need to do further course for this..
Or.. just see what else is out there..
what you guys think? im confussed. |
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[Sep. 8th, 2005|10:43 am] |
 Your a sexual kisser when you kiss your partner you think more about what comes after the kiss than the kiss its self, this isnt a bad thing but you should slow down a bit with some people.But being a sexual kisser means your more open wich is a good thing!^_^ Your probually a really good kisser but alittle too agressive. But remeber to just keep your pants on im public.
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[Sep. 7th, 2005|09:57 am] |
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